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Layman’s Medical Glossary| Antibody | Against everyone |
| Artery | The study of the paintings. |
| Bacteria | Back door to a cafeteria. |
| Caesarean section | A district in Rome. |
| Cardiology | Advance study of poker playing. |
| Cat scan | Searching for lost kitty. |
| Chronic | Neck of a crow. |
| Coma | Punctuation mark. |
| Cortisone | Area around local court. |
| Cyst | Short for sister. |
| Diagnosis | Person with slanted nose. |
| Dilate | The late British Princess Diana. |
| Dislocation | In this place. |
| Duodenum | Couple in blue jeans. |
| Enema | Not a friend. |
| Genes | Blue denim. |
| Hernia | She is close by. |
| Impotent | Distinguished/ well known. |
| Labour pain | Hurt at work. |
| Lactose | People without toes. |
| Lymph | Walk unsteadily. |
| Microbes | Small dressing gown. |
| Obesity | City of Obe. |
| Pacemaker | Winner of Nobel peace prize. |
| Proteins | In favour of teens. |
| Pulse | Grain. |
| Pus | Small cat. |
| Red blood count | Dracula. |
| Tablet | Small table. |
| Ultrasound | Radical noise. |
| Urine | Opposite of you’re out. |
| Varicose | Very close. |
| Barium | What you do when CPR fails |
| Cesarean Section | A district in Rome |
| Colic | A sheep dog |
| Congenital | Friendly |
| Dilate | To live long |
| GI Series | Baseball games between teams of soldiers |
| Hangnail | A coat hook |
| Medical Staff | A doctor’s cane |
| Minor Operation | Coal digging |
| Morbid | A higher offer |
| Nitrate | Lower than the day rate |
| Node | Was aware of |
| Organic | Church musician |
| Outpatient | A person who has fainted |
| Protein | In favor of young people |
| Secretion | Hiding anything |
| Tumor | An extra pair |
| Varicose Veins | Veins which are very close together |
